Merry Christmas

A little holiday cheer for you from one of my favorite TV shows:


I heard there is no Christmas, 
In the silly Middle East.. 
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus, 
They have Different Religious beliefs.. 
They Believe in Muhammad, 
And not in our Holiday.. 
And so every December, 
I go to the Middle East and say.. 

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas 
Put down that book 'The Koran' 
and hear some holiday wishes. 
In case you haven't noticed, 
It's Jesus' Birthday 
So get off your heathen Muslim Ass 
And fuckin' celebrate. 

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard.. 
They don't hang up their stockings, 
and that is just absurd.. 
They've never read a Christmas Story, 
They Don't know what Rudolph is about.. 
And that's why in December, 
I'll go to India and shout.. 

Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas 
Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef 
and pass it to the Missus 
In case you haven't noticed, 
It's Jesus's Birthday 
So get off your heathen hindu ass, 
And fuckin' celebrate. 

Now I heard that in Japan, 
Everyone just lives in sin.. 
They pray to several gods, 
And put needles in their skin.. 
On December twenty-fifth, 
all they do is eat a cake.. 
and that is why I'll go to Japan, 
and walk around and say.. 

Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas 
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. 
Incase you haven't noticed, 
There's festive things to do 
So lets all rejoice for Jesus 
and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you. 

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say.. 
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists 
and all you atheists too.. 
Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you
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It's been an interesting year, obviously, and I am happy to report that it is in the running for the best year of my life. I am around Iguazu falls, which are amazing. I spent last night at Hostel Bambu in Foz do Iguassu with some locals that knew the hostel staff. They brought in dinner pot luck style. However, dinner started at midnight, so we were all tipsy by then. After dinner, I hit the sack so that I could see the Argentinian side of the falls and check in to a hostel in the town Puerto de Iguazu. Since I plan on doing absolutely nothing tomorrow, I may do some blogging. I do plan on releasing a tops of the year for yall so you can be cool too, but not today cause I have other agendas. Anywho, I miss you all and hope you are having a wonderfull holiday season.